I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
Why wouldn't you want to be a Hufflepuff?
WE GET TO LIVE NEAR THE FUCKING KITCHEN. Late night snack? Don’t mind if I do. Enjoy your dungeon, Slytherin. Enjoy that walk up the stairs, Gryffindor. I’ll be in my common room, eating food like a boss.
THE GIF I CAN’T BREATHE HELP ME
there is nothing worse than disappointing someone you love.